Monday, February 16, 2009

World Class Gym Experience

So, I went to the gym today and I had a crazy experience. I needed to share it with the world.

SPINNING CLASS WITH SARAH:
Nothing really special happened during this session. Only thing worth while is they played Phantom of the Opera to the HORRIBLE techno beat and it was just horrible..

STREET DANCE=HIP HOP DANCE CLASS:
So this is my second time taking this class. I took it last week and it was pretty chill, so i decided to go back. But this week was a toooootally new experience.

First, I walk into the dance class and the first thing that caught my eye was this guy. If you have ever seen malibu's most wanted, he looked EXACTLY like that guy. I mean exactly--the only thing that was different was that he was Czech and not Jewish. His outfit wasn't the only thing that got me, it was his dancing. Before the class even started he was dancing around showing off his moves. He thought he was HOT STUFF. After seeing him, I almost burst out laughing and I knew this class could only get better.

So next the instructor. He is probably the only person of color I have seen that is darker than me in this ENTIRE country. I cant tell if he is black or if he is some sort of Northern African like Moroccan. I really can't tell. But here is the list of the racial makeup of the class. Me-the token mexican, the intructor-see above, a middle eastern man---who is actually pretty good, and an asian girl, all the rest are Czech. So being in a hip hop class, this in it self is just kind of funny.

Let me get to the music selection. But first, let me remind you that me and probably 2 other peopel speak english well enought to know what is being said in hip-hop songs with heavy amounts of slag in it. Well the first song was "My neck My back.." (I think thats what its called). but the lyrics of this song were as followed: My neck, my back, lick my pu$$y and my crack.---another part of the song said-- lick my di^# and my sack. So when this song came on, I was like...WOAAAAH!!! THERE IS NO WAY I CAN DANCE TO THIS.

But soon enough the song was over and we moved on...I still think I was the only one who really understood what was going on.

That was my experience today at the gym.

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